Hall #8: Chio the Chef - Williams College

From Italy with a vengance. Chio the Chef is a lean, mean ultimate frisbee machine even though he eats all that scrumpcious Italian food (rememeber it tastes better if it is leftover! - really!). With a tall stature and a mean left-to-right curving backhand (with a dislocated shoulder?!?), he can throw the TD pass as easy as making a pizza! With extra toppings too! Look for him to do little annoying cheap things....such as tugging on your t-shirt....especially if u start darting off on a cut. "Aww man...why u gotta run fast like that." But don't try to cheap-play him back....or he'll just swarm u like a bunch of pesky mosquiotes. And don't drop a TD pass either....or he'll probably publish it in the National Inquirer but you can make fun of him though....or can you?