The Drunkard is...well...drunk!!! He probably came to the game drunk and I am sure that he left drunk. In one instance, to decide which team was to receive the opening throw-off, the Drunkard challenged my team to send one representative to see who could chug a 12 ounce can of beer faster. My team....being so morally upright... did not have a skilled chugger and it took our guy about 2 minutes while the Drunkard easily finished within 15 seconds. During the ensuing, game the Drunkard did manage to catch several passes. This is because his staggaring pass patterns were so outrageously weird that any sober, sane person would have great difficulty covering him. It was his 3rd game of the tournament and his blood alcohol content must have been at least twice the legal limit. BU ozone pilots!?!...I wouldn't want him flying! Somebody bring him to A.A.!!!!