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I've only seen Rainbow-Kilt Guy once, but let me tell you, thats one time too many! He came to our weekly pick-up game at the local high school. First of all, no outsider, and I mean none, comes to our pick up games, and the reason is because we all suck and play very unorthodoxly, so we scare everyone away cuz playing with us is no fun unless you know each other, cuz then you get to trash talk each other and stuff. Thats where the fun is. Anyways, so Rainbow-Kilt Guy obviously has a rainbow colored kilt, which was made of some flimsy plastic material. But luckily for all of us he was wearing shorts underneath. I can't even imagine the travesty of astronomical proportions that would have occurred if there werent any shorts. Rainbow-Kilt Guy also sports long light-blue socks and other various funky and very smelly clothing. I would have guarded him more tightly, but my goodness, the stench! He can score as many TDs as he wants with that smell! Fortunately for him, Rainbow-Kilt Guy did have some decent ultimate Frisbee skills, so that saved him from more criticism and embarrassment. But why a rainbow-kilt? Maybe he's pretending to be, you know. Or maybe hes not pretending! The world may never know....
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