Hall #6: Jim Morrison - Lafayette University

Really, his name is Jim Morrison, but he's not the rock star. He's the history teacher with an attitude. I'm really proud of this guy....just 6 years ago he didn't even know what a frisbee was. And now.....he's a threat on the playing field (well, sort of.) A die hard player who is always ready for a game under any cicumstances (unless it's against school policy of course....) And if worse comes to worse, you can just go fetch him 3 houses away from the high school, "can Jim come out and play?" HAHAH!!! With his rugby-trained stature he can wear you out easily and annoyingly....my, oh my, those cuts are soooo annoying. Be on the lookout for his pushing off and cleat-on-foot routine (followed by a innocent soft Morrison giggle...oops...did i do that?!?") GARRR!!! The makes me mad!!! With female students following him everywhere his strong backhand can reach 50 yards easily. ***Just head for the hills when he whips out his "Arsenal" (e.g. hammer-throw). That throw will hit you on the back of the head, smash a spectator's ice cream cone, and kill a bird mid-flight. LOOK OUT!!! Just don't make fun of him too much....or he might lower your grade....or tell your parents!!! And if you go flying into fences/bushes for him he might remember your name!!! (I say this from experience) Just force him to forehand flick....it will wobble like.....well....The Drunkard! And NEVER, EVER, throw Morrison a high bomb, cuz the only thing he can out-jump is an ant who just got attacked by two spiders and is missing three legs.