Hall #11: Spicy Curry Man - Stanford University

I am by no means being duragatory or stereotypical when I call this person the Spicy Curry Man. He is Indian, he is a good friend, and oh boy, does he love curry!!! His AOL IM screen name even has something to do with curry. Spicy Curry Man is a very enthusiastic player of ultimate. Look for him to be at your local library or book room always looking for new strategies, new tips, new ways to train himself. Always pushing himself to be better and better, Spicy Curry Man will improve by leaps and bounds after just a few hours of practice. Quick-thinking and agile, Spicy Curry Man plays swarming defence as a marker, and has a very flavorful forehand. And don't think you can wear him down either because whenever Spicy Curry Man is on the sideline, he rejuvinates himself with a homemade sports drink concoction of water, salt, lime juice, and other essential thirst-quenching ingrediants. To defeat Spicy Curry Man, your best bet is to tempt him with curry, make fun of his curry, or to take away his forehand. But watch out for his cheap little jabby-jabs to your body and shin-slappers to your legs. Spicy Curry Man sometimes plays dirty!!!