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Fat-Vulgar Dude is a player, or should I say a spectator , who is amazingly annoying in addition to his amazingly great weight and vulgarness. He thinks he is "all that" since he is part of a good team (that actually isn't that good, according to the lastest gallup polls.) He rarely plays and if he does, oh my! On one occasion he failed to catch a TD pass while he was wide-open and the disc was about 5 feet away. All he does is fight over who gets the lawn chair (no one messes with him!) and keeps his mind on eating super unhealthy sandwiches from our Grease Trucks (which apparently are pretty famous in the NE.) Apparently he finds them very flavourful and it seems that all of Tufts knows about it. I think Fat Vulgar Dude should take up a new sport. Wrestling perhaps?! DING-DING-DING!!! Just watch out when he shows you his ding-dong...SO NASTY!!! I am scarred for life! |
