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Mr. April - Andrew

Andrew does not come into the suite as often and Stewart or Amy, hence the #3 placement, yet Andrew's presence is surely made known. Like a thief in the night (Biblical allegory?) Andrew will come in and out of the suite unannounced and sometimes unappreciated! Casually Andrew eats his dinner in our suite and stinks up the room while using our computers, TVs, and movie players to bring himself enjoyment and pleasure, often to the dismay of the residents. Andrew is a jokster and a prankster, which may seem like good old fashioned fun to him, but causes much discontent and annoyance among his victims. Witty and inconspicuous, Andrew's targets are usually computers where he changes wallpapers and MS Word macros. Devious! Diabolical! Andrew often reinforces his actions by absorbing outside influences from movies (where have all the camel travellers gone, ngaw hai gay geh!), the internet (you Thai? I Thai too! We like brah-thah! bam bam bookie?, all you base are belong to us!), and his little brother (Nancy is the one with the curly hair!) Health-conscious and highly resolute, Andrew also like to stay in shape by conventional bench-pressing, weekly lifting of heavy sounds equipment (and stealing the extra amplifier), and monthly lifting his Mercury Sabel's hood so he can glue back the loose sparkplug. Look for Andrew to be sporting a wife-beater under all his everyday outfits, and when he breaks it out, be sure to flee the scene promptly and prudently.

Andrew with his only two friends.....

Some Useful Facts

Nicknames: Chao-Boy, Gay-Tzei

High School: East Brunswick

Height / Weight: 5'9" / 165 lbs. (190, one year ago!)

Major: Business/Economics

Things he often says: oh shoot!, lots and lots of broken Cantonese.

Weird things he sometimes does: imitates dumb cheesy Cantonese movies (i.e. Tricky Brain), Tries to speak Thai, (eng bok day?), wears nasty tight wife-beater tank tops, has more pets than people in his house